JOLLY GREEEN GIANT
terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

terrysdiary:

MOST OF THE STUFF PEOPLE WORRY ABOUT NEVER HAPPENS

nobodylaughsanymoree:

Essentially any girl I’ve ever been interested in.

brainstorming as many different ways to say sit on my face without saying sit on my face

i’m a nice person i just hate everyone 

l1berum:

really rough sex, then cuddles, then more sex, would be good

we literally had the same taste in music, sports teams, tv shows…and youre gorgeous…why did you have to be so bat shit crazy #SMH

it isnt dark enough yet